The story of zalim(its true!!!)

Behold the one that can turn heads (due to his extremely large belly, pot-bellied to be exact… Erm, but I think his belly is even bigger than the largest pot… I doubt even pregnant ladies’ tummy can compete with him… No offence to pregnant ladies…). But if you are rather tall you may not be able to catch a glimpse of him because he is rather vertically challenged… When he happily trots to class you will look at awe at the gruesome view… His large belly bouncing away as if it has a life of its own… The belly must be rather shy to have an owner like him… He’s presence makes a bright sunny day to a thunder-striking, dark and gloomy day… Beware… The sight of him may make you puke or even lose your appetite for a week or more… The teaching (if you actually call that teaching) of his make a minute seems like a zillion years… The agony he caused may leave scars in the poor students soul… This fella laughs at his own jokes (erm… maybe its just my slowness, I never seem to understand his jokes…) Hmmm… He should be a storyteller and not a teacher… But well, I doubt he’ll earn anything if he’s a storyteller anyway… He is not only a racist but also a male chauvinist pig… To compare pighead and him is just like comparing the sky to the core of the earth… Hmmm… Suddenly pighead don’t seem that evil after all his evilness is insignificance compare to Zalim… Sex education seems to be his dish… But, if he teaches that subject pity those who learn from him(can anyone actually learn anything at all from this guy… Does he even have the potential to teach in the first place…) He talks about the weirdest things and topics (sunat and what so ever crap he talked about in class… I wonder how did he get his teaching license in the first place… Did he buy his certificate? I wonder…) He forces the poor, miserable students of his to listen to his extremely “valuable" crap… If your eyes want to take a break from the gruesome scene of the look of him… He’ll shift your table away and make sure you focus on him… If you do your homework he’ll teleport your books far far away from you… If you speak to your friends he’ll come up with some pathetic questions that you can never find answers from the textbook… It’s really agonizing to listen to him lecture about everything… Because he never teaches anything that has got to do with exams… Haiz… Pity us the poor students that are forced to face him for the rest of the year… And do pray for us those taking PA will actually score for that paper even though we have such a “great” and unbelievably unique teacher…